I asked a friend to be my partner in crime next Tuesday. You see, it’s Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry’s, which is less than a block from my apartment. It’s been open for about three months and I’ve only been there once.

So I email my friend, a healer and personal trainer, and ask him if he wants to wander over for the big bargain next week. His response made me laugh out loud. Basically, he concocted a whole tongue-in-cheek scenario where we go back repeatedly wearing different clothes. It gave me pause — I mean, is it that important to save the three or four bucks? But it sounds fun, you know?

Bring on the Coffee Heath Bar Crunch.