OK, Rachael Ray is usually perky, but I’m watching her holiday special and she seems hopped up on crack. I typically enjoy watching her prepare food, but it’s kind of hard to watch her on this show. Something about her exaggerated facial expressions and her frenetic pace are making me squirm. It’s like somebody told her she wasn’t animated enough and she’s compensating.

Take it down a notch, darlin’. You were already good.