I had to call my cellular service carrier to resolve a situation. So I proceed to explain to the very nice young woman that I was in Europe but can now deal with it. She says, “Where in Europe?” I say Paris. She says, “I’m going to Paris and then Rome in a few weeks.” I tell her I have one tip, “Go to Angelina for the hot chocolate.” She writes it down.

My situation gets resolved very satisfactorily.

In a few weeks, my ears will be ringing as she takes her first sip of liquid heaven.