Seinfeld classic moment:

George is living with his parents. They’re at the dinner table.

“What do you need all that ketchup for?” his father shouts.

“I bought this ketchup just so I could have as much as I want,” George retorts.

A ridiculous conversation about bras ensues.

This is why I so often eschew current TV offerings for the “oldies.” Pure brilliance in minutiae.