I have been on a quest for the perfect shoe. I have dresses that require a pump or a slingback. They need to be not-too-high so I can walk for blocks. They need to be not-too-pointy so my toes aren’t squished. They need to be not-too-round-toed so my legs are elongated.

But the heel needs to be high enough to give my calf that sexy lift that only a pump can give a woman.

That one’s for the gents.