Well, it’s been a full day here in Branson, Mo., but I must share. After a workout, massage and salt scrub and no New York Times, I had a photo shoot scheduled. The makeup artist’s name was Sally Champagne. Seriously, I introduced her to everybody I could find just so I could keep saying her name.

She found it inspiring that I have no kids because she couldn’t recall ever meeting anyone who didn’t have kids. “What would I do with my time if I didn’t have kids?” she kept saying. “What do you do all day?”

Oh, where to begin?