A much-treasured quiet Saturday night. Haven’t had a working DVD player in a while and now that I’m all hooked up courtesy of a friend, decided to break it in with the best darned movie ever — The Big Easy. Doesn’t get much sexier.

Anne Osborne (played by Ellen Barkin): That’s OK. I never did have much luck with sex anyway.

Remy McSwain (played by Dennis Quaid): Your luck’s about to change, cher.

Ah, yes, there’s a reason why this film is so high on the fave list of so many women …