So I’m in the drugstore today and the lines are pretty long, spilling into the aisles, in fact. I decide I don’t want to wait. As I’m walking out, I’m sort of behind this woman in line and I see her right arm extended back behind her. She’s looking very nonchalant. I take a quick glance at her hand. It has maneuvered the lid off a jar of Vaseline on the shelf and she is rubbing the petroleum jelly on her apparently dry left hand. In one fell swoop she snapped the lid back on and left the jar on the shelf with all the others.

How funny is that?

Today’s lesson: Don’t buy Vaseline without first checking there isn’t a dip taken out of it.