Mike Dooley’s daily TUT.com messages from The Universe always make me smile, but today’s gave me a real chuckle:

The tendency to settle upon a cursed how, Nancy, as a means to achieve a particular goal, is simply a sign that you’ve momentarily forgotten how unlimited, creative, and powerful I am, and that I tirelessly conspire on your behalf when you leave me every option.

Let me loose,
    The Universe